A Shrine to Oliver Kahn, God of Goalies

Oliver Kahn's Biography
Facts About Oliver Kahn
"Facts" About Oliver Kahn
Germany vs. Brazil 2002
Important Disclaimers:
  1. I know almost nothing about soccer past watching several World Cup matches at 3am--I don't call me KnowNothing Psycho for nothing.
  2. Oliver Kahn really is cool, and I really do respect him and his skills.
  3. This site is intended as a humorous tribute; no offense is intended toward Oliver Kahn, his family, friends, teammates, countrymen, or anybody else in the world (even Ronaldo). Please don't sue me over anything here--I have no money.
  4. If for some reason you're desperate to get in touch with me, you can e-mail me.