Things You Might Not Know About Oliver Kahn
Famous relatives who are also good at soccer:
- Ghengis
- Kublai
- Shao
- Sher
- Hagan
Interesting Facts:
- Oliver Kahn has a heart made from steel and acid for blood.
- Oliver Kahn eats only rocks, nails, and scorpions.
- Oliver Kahn can crush a man's head with his bare hands.
- Oliver Kahn can swallow a soccer ball whole.
- Oliver Kahn can regenerate lost limbs.
- Oliver Kahn can melt glass with his mind.
- Oliver Kahn blocks cannonballs with his face for practice.
- If he were not restricted by his mortal frame, Oliver Kahn would move so fast that he would become invisible.
- The force of Oliver Kahn's will can turn a soccer ball inside out.
- Oliver Kahn can crush coal into diamonds.
- The Undead fear Oliver Kahn.
- Oliver Kahn dons the mantle of the Lord of Fists before each game, but mortal men cannot see it.
- When Oliver Kahn is enraged, his aura glows a deep crimson.
- Oliver Kahn once blocked 10 shots on goal while he slept.
- When Oliver Kahn blocks a kick, he consumes its soul and gains its power.
- In The Time Before Legend, Oliver Kahn lead a barbarian horde and conquered the world.
- Oliver Kahn lives in a volcano.
- Oliver Kahn can spin so fast he becomes a drill and tunnels through the center of the Earth. He doesn't because doing that would be pointless.
- Oliver Kahn could use his mind control powers to cause beasts to devour the other team, but he doesn't because it is agaist the rules.
- Oliver Kahn can spit molten lava.
- Oliver Kahn once went to space and held his breath for a year where he orbited the sun like a tenth planet.
- When NASA finds asteroids on a collision course with Earth, they ask Oliver Kahn to go up and block them. He does.
- Oliver Kahn once consumed the entire opposing team, and two line judges.
- Atlas doesn't hold up the Earth, Oliver Kahn does.
- Oliver Kahn had no father. He was concieved by Rage.
- Oliver Kahn once killed himself and brought himself back to life, just so he could play soccer against the Devil. He won.
- Like Hercules, Oliver Kahn is only half mortal. Hercules fears Oliver Kahn.
- Oliver Kahn once blocked 5 penalty kicks by Odin in a row.
- Oliver Kahn once beat up Zeus and sat atop of Mt. Olympus.
- Oliver Kahn ate the Antichrist.
- Only the soothing presence of Italian Referee Pierluigi Collina prevents Oliver Kahn from destroying human civilization.
- Oliver Kahn will retire in 2010, and after the nuclear apocalypse, he will change his name to Shin and lead the remains of humanity as the Fist of the North Star.
